How the Doritos Taco changed my life and soon will change yours too.

Preface: I know I haven't posted in a while as I have been very busy with my new job, but every once in a while something so amazing happens that I can't help but post about it. What you are about to read is just such a situation.

I have just had the privelidge, nay the honor, of gracing my mouth with the taco they call the 'Doritos Loco Taco' from Taco bell. This isn't just a taco, no, it's much more than that. It's a harmonious pairing of the already delicious taco bell taco, with one of the most revered chips in the world, the nacho cheese Dorito. The result is nothing short of spectacular. I eat fast food probably more than I should and as many of you with the same habit know you tend to start blending all of the fast food places together in your head so that when you think of fast food you sort of just feel less hungry. Today was not one of those days. The Doritos loco taco should be viewed as a statute for all other tacos to follow. The only thing I fear when this taco is near is that some day Taco Bell will no longer sell it. I even contacted taco bell on the issue:

As a long time Taco Bell fan I have seen many delicous products that have come and gone. I remember the day the 'Enchilada Grilled Stuffed Burrito" was discontinued. When I was a young high-schoolian standing at the counter for the 10th time in 2 weeks while that product was out and they told me they no longer carried it, I'm sure the person at the register noticed the sparkle leave my eye and the lone tear that rolled down my cheek. It's hard to hide such strong emotions. More recently the BlackJack Taco was only with use for a short time, but it brought happiness to my heart. Partially from the fact that it was delicious and partially from the fact that it turned your poop green after eating 3 or 4(verified from multiple sources), but I digress... I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say the 'Doritos Loco Taco' could be bigger than any major event in history ever. It's deliciousness will ring through the ages like the words of Martin Luther King Jr. rang through the history books.

I will be returning to Taco Bell very soon and try to get them to accomodate me by pairing this taco with the other thing on their menu which is equally delicious: the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. There is a chance that with the pairing of these two delicious entities, a black hole will be opened. I'm willing to risk it.

Happy eating!